You go, “Okay, don’t look now but that guy in the next table with the white shirt is so hot.” and your friends go:
LMFAO THE GIF
“She’s young, she’s in high school, she’s sexually active, she’s taking drugs, she’s crying out for help. … Well damn Cooper, that really narrows it down, you’re talking about half the high school girls in America!”
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
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| — | Mike Damone, Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) |






